Joke: My Son the Guru


     Hikers assemble at the base of Mt. Kilimanjaro before ascending to the peak, where they will have an audience with the world-famous guru who lives there. Among the group is a stout, middle-aged woman. The guide is concerned that she won’t make it to the top, but she assures him that she’ll get there. 

     “I have something to say to the guru, and I need to say it in person,” she tells him. “Okay,” replies the guide, “but, remember, you can only say three words.”

Everyone makes the climb successfully, including, incredibly, the middle-aged woman.  Upon returning to the base, the guide asks her, “What were your three words?” 

     “Come home, Sheldon.” 

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